Romance enemy suitors in a turn-based dating sim on your quest to date the elusive Count Downula!

[Vague continuation of the story from Pitfallen and Loop Keeper]

Long ago, vampires from outer space colonized your planet in hopes of harvesting all of the naturally occurring blood from the meatsoil. Over time, their technology has advanced far beyond their original, more primitive robots. Their conquest is now fully automated, and it is only a matter of time before the planet withers away. You play as Harker, a brave Jingler who lives in the wake of destruction. There may be hope yet, for you have received a letter of invitation from the royal palace. Perhaps if you worked your way into Count Downula's heart, he would stop hurting your world...

Controls:

• Press Space/Enter to advance text
• Use mouse to select buttons
• Press F4 for Fullscreen
• Press Esc/Tab/Grave to open Audio Settings

KNOWN ISSUES [current release v1.0]: 

• Gifting most items on the third fight can crash the game. To progress, you may need to use the violence of a Wood Stick...

Credits:

• Aasiya: Music, Sound Design, Writing
• Aster: Dialogue Portraits, Background Art, Writing
• Drew: Programming, Integration, Writing

Additional Voice Credits:

• A.H.: Voice of Carmille
• G.G.: Voice of Count Downula

No LLMs, "AI", or similar programs were used at any point in the creation of this game